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“Because developers absolutely judge landing pages.” — every day produces a new champion. Bid to be roasted next.

5 fighting00:00:00 leftChampion DeployThing · $199

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DeployThing

deploything.dev · Preview deploys from pull requests

$199

Dethrone cutoff: 00:00:00 — anti-snipe will add +5m if you snipe now.

Their $199 + $1 = $200 bid, plus the one-time $9 roast.

$9 roast + $1 over any row

#01

DeployThingdeploything.dev

Score 60Reign 496506h 51mBid $199🔥 390

#02

Traceyardtraceyard.dev

Score 65Reign 496504h 45mBid $155🔥 244

#03

Keystone APIkeystoneapi.dev

Score 66Reign 496504h 15mBid $120🔥 171

#04

Logspoollogspool.dev

Score 64Reign 496503h 52mBid $88🔥 99

#05

Buildgatebuildgate.dev

Score 64Reign 496503h 41mBid $36🔥 70

Every day produces three champions (one per arena). Winners get manual hero redesigns — not auto-generated slop.