Pay $9 once, drop your URL, get a real homepage roast. Want a spot on the board? Outbid the row you want.
AI customer-support agent
agentlayer.ai · AI & Agents
Roast in 00:00:00 · overtime may extend +5m
Their bid $420 + $1 = $421 bid, plus the one-time $9 roast = $430. It buys their spot, not their score.
A one-time $9 roast fee unlocks the process. No subscription, no surprise renewal — just the price of putting your homepage on the grill.
We open your homepage in a real browser and capture desktop plus mobile screenshots, headings, CTAs, proof elements and performance signals.
Get a public report: a score out of 100 across seven dimensions, your biggest problem, what works, and a rewritten headline.
The board is an open auction, top to bottom. Pick any position and pay $1 more than the bid sitting there. Your $9 is already spent, so from here every move costs the bid alone.
Arena placement buys attention and depth. It never changes your score — the roast is written from your homepage, not your receipt.
See placement tiers →An arena is who you get compared to — and which questions your roast is graded against. We guess it from your URL when you submit; you can override it. Each arena runs its own 24-hour round with its own #1.
“For products that say agentic unironically.”
Roast focus
“Monthly recurring revenue. Annual recurring criticism.”
Roast focus
“Because developers absolutely judge landing pages.”
Roast focus
The current #1 in each arena. Click through to read their full roast — every report is public, including the bad ones. Or pay $1 more than they did and take the spot.
AI & Agents
AI customer-support agent
Holds #1 until someone outbids them or the round ends.
SaaS
Proposal and invoice SaaS
Holds #1 until someone outbids them or the round ends.
Developer Tools
Preview deploys from pull requests
Holds #1 until someone outbids them or the round ends.
These founders bought placement. What they bought is time, not a better score: a floor position nobody can push them out of, plus 48 hours on this front page even after they get dethroned.
30 min $19 · 60 min $29 · 120 min $49 · 180 min $69 — paid once, per round.
No paid spotlight yet — be first from $19.
Every row is for sale, not just the top one. Take any rank for $1 more than the bid sitting there. Your first claim adds the $9 roast fee once — never again for that site.
| Rank | Product | AI Score | Reign | Bid | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agentlayer.ai 🔥 642 would try · 👀 88 needs roasting | 66 | 496504h 53m | $420 | |
| #2 | relaydesk.ai 🔥 411 would try · 👀 70 needs roasting | 67 | 496503h 42m | $301 | |
| #3 | copilotagain.com 🔥 280 would try · 👀 120 needs roasting | 68 | 496503h 26m | $199 | |
| #4 | voicebooth.ai 🔥 190 would try · 👀 64 needs roasting | 65 | 496502h 56m | $187 | |
| #5 | stacknanny.ai 🔥 91 would try · 👀 40 needs roasting | 60 | 496502h 41m | $74 |
We capture your homepage and build a scored public roast.
AI & Agents, SaaS, or Developer Tools. Your score stays independent.
The higher bid ranks first until the round ends. Scores cannot be bought.
Live feed of every dethroning, floor expiry and overtime extension across all three arenas.
AgentLayer · AI & Agents
AgentLayer dethroned Relaydesk with a $420 bid.
11:34:00 PM
ShipFast · SaaS
ShipFast took #1 from Rosterhq with a $301 bid.
10:00:00 PM
Traceyard · Developer Tools
Traceyard moved to #2 for $155.
11:10:00 PM
AI & Agents · Aug 20 · daily
Relaydesk
Score 79 · $380 · 6h 12m
AI & Agents · Aug 19 · daily
Voicebooth
Score 71 · $210 · 4h 02m
SaaS · Aug 20 · daily
Rosterhq
Score 76 · $255 · 5h 40m
SaaS · Longest reign · longest-reign
ShipFast
Score 81 · $301 · 11h 08m
Developer Tools · Aug 20 · daily
Traceyard
Score 74 · $170 · 3h 51m
Developer Tools · People's Choice · peoples-choice
DeployThing
Score 83 · $199 · 9h 14m
Whoever holds #1 when a round ends is archived here permanently, with their score and reign. Three winners a day, one per arena. Nothing gets deleted — this is the receipt.