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PUT YOUR HOMEPAGE WHERE YOUR EGO IS.

Pay the one-time $9 roast fee first. Only after Polar confirms payment do we capture screenshots, DOM, headings, CTAs, social proof and performance signals.

How it works

$9 payment → CaptureEvidence extractionStructured page model → AI analysis → Scoring → Roast

Pick an arena (or let AI pick)

What your $9 roast includes

  • Roast Score + 7-dimension breakdown (Message Clarity 25%, CTA 15%, Trust 15%, Hierarchy 15%, Friction 15%, Mobile 10%, A11y 5%).
  • Biggest problem, surprisingly good, headline rewrite, copy doctor, hero structure, competitor map, action plan.
  • Public page at /p/your-slug + share card.
  • Top 10 keeps a permanent profile. #1 gets a recorded teardown + hero redesign.
Example: 64/100 → headline before/afterFix today / this week / later by Impact×Confidence÷Effort